You brace me up and then
I keep bleeding
keep keep bleeding...gums??
Well what else could you sing everyday while you brush your teeth trying to keep away from all the pain inflicted areas and seeing blood seeping through every nook and corner of you mouth that isn't covered in braces?
Man...and you though i would have already grown out of my hemophobia what with all the gingivitis Ive had since i was 13 :|
If you dont know what im talking about, gingivitis is a disease when your gums bleed wthout swelling up. But now i think i have scurvy too which originated from pirates and leads to you gums swelling up and bleeding because of lack of vitamin C...Arr!
So then what do dentists do to me? What a gory entry ive chosen huh... :| But since no one knows what happens except those unlucky people who HAVE braces man...you have no idea what we suffer. The American Association of Orthodontists, called the AAO, estimates that more than 4 Million people in the United States and Canada are wearing braces every year. Ha! man if i would ever be asked if anyone should get braces i would say no to the heck of it...Theyre a pain in the...mouth ;)
Ya know, normal humans have like, 32 teeth. Each time I count, i have only 28 :| Unlike all you people who got another reason o say im abnormal, man, i had all those other one plucked out ONE BY ONE slowwwwwlllyyyy... and you know how they get extracted? First they inject anesthetics with an injection into my GUM :/ then they pull it down lower, and using their forceps they pull it out by the root. bwahah...imagine that.
And recently i have also been aquainted with these things called cheek retractors, or as i say: dental torture devices. They are put at the corners of your mouth, and have this nozzle thing that makes them pull the cheeks apart till u can no longer feel your face because all the friggin pain is centered on your mouth and your cheeks are so far away you would have never thought it possible otherwise :| and Ofcourse, who loves to use this thing? MALE HOUSE-JOB STUDENTS! They just arent satisfied with how big i can open my mouth naturally. Well you assholes i open it same as you open it so go and put those things in your own mouths before you start experimenting on me! :|
HOUSE-JOBBERS STINK
And my dentists let them practice on me :| efftards.
First time when i went to the dentist na, Well its a college, so there were students, and the person incharge of taking up cases was their senior professor yeah, so he was all like yeah come and see kids this is a rare and severe case of (some dental term here) and an overbite(which means that my upper teeth, when closed land in front of my lower teeth, and yes that is a dental no-no). And so these amatuer freaks started flocking me. Literally the WHOLE student body came to see my tooth like i was the first case they'd ever seen of a turned toothed kid :| And everyone was like turn here, no turn here...NO turn here and grabbing my chin and jerking my head like a i was an effing doll n not a human :|
And you know what, i can be a better dentist than all of these retards...cuz i already have the entire frikkin procedure memorized man!!
