The Weird Dudes.

Dear Irsa,
i m S*****, from Lahore Student of MCS & doing job in punjab police as a head constable. i see ur profile and like it and want to make friendship with u, i want to know about u. if u r interested email me at *******@yahoo.com or call me at 0301-*******."


Okay.
First and foremost, I would like to commend this "gentle"man's attempt at trying to write me an almost properly worded and grammar-ed letter.I mean, I'm sure most of the police constables aren't even literate in this country. Ofcourse most of them aren't doing university degrees either...so awesome. Good job man!
Now secondly: EWWWW?!! SHIT!

Let me backup and tell you what the hell's going on.
Two years or so ago I joined a lame penpal site and got a really cool friend, my age, from Texas. Ofcourse I knew how big a liar she could be and so I wasn't exactly the fairy of truth to her too. But it was interesting. Very much so. I lost my password, and with that the ability to email my friend. And so I recently decided on getting another penpal.
I've been getting very very few emails since I obviously didn't put up many details and especially no pictures :P DUH! And of the few who invited me...like ONE was a girl. Probably a fake one :P
Anyway, Back to this guy. Now, I'm sure i mentioned my particular age group...and he is OLD and still wants me as a friend. Yeah I know, PEDOPHILE FTW?
I have a lot of friends in university but I KNOW them, right? They dont ask me to "make friendship" with them 0_o ...That just sounds downright perverted!
It's not just him. Being a girl means having to deal with your number being passed around to strange people who call you up and annoy the hell out of you to be "fraandz" with them. I've not had the passing around thing (thank-god) but I know enough about being phone-stalked as any other person :P
You get messages and continuous calls from your dear stalker-of-the-moment in which they beg you and plead you. Tell you how they love your voice when you said hello for the first(and last) time they just fell for you right then.
If it wont be "Plz plz fraandship wid me" it will be "u r relly prety and i like u so plz talk 2 me or i will suside". 0_o. I've even had this call with this guy going "Hello darling...kaisee ho?" ...Damn drunkard. Sometimes they even assume names to indicate familiarity...or maybe they'd think we'd be too stupid to correct them with our real ones. -_-

For all these weird dudes, and my friends aspiring to be them, one thing I'd tip you on is that, man, Learn the language you propose in, ask people who are in your age group, and for god's sake, stop being assholes and stalk people. If they dont like your face then you have issues with yourself...so correct that.
All-in-all I'd just wish that men would stop being f***ing perverts all the time. Till the time that this happens(never) I do speculate that soon, Instead of "Hello Reema, kaisee hai jaan?" it might start being, "Hello Zain, kaisa hai jaan? Dekh aurton wali awaaz mat nikaal beta, mujhe pata hai kay tu hi hai re"(Hey zain, how're you darling? Look stop talking in girly voices i know its you honey) 0_o