According to general perception girls are dumb. Ok, i agree to some extent...considering that the stupidest person on the planet is Paris Hilton and she's a girl :P. Alright a lady then.
But thats not just how you classify females as stupid because of such born stupid people. We may be slow but we are not stupid. "Behind every sucessful man is a woman". Yeah sure GT might say it's an "utterly biased entry" but really im just being real here. Lots of women are pretty intelligent. Marie Curie for one. Mother Teresa for two.
Right now if i say that i know what Opera is, my guy friends would go "are you serious?! but ure a girl, this is not your field. Go talk about makeup." Really such sexist comments make me angry.
Right im straying from the point xD
Like i said i wont judge from some people's weird actions about the whole male gender but i'll just say that they are equally dumb and slow as women are :P
Their passions:
1. Riding. Have accidents, near death experiences, but still wont budge. Going on EVEN faster the speed they hit another vehicle with. Bravo!! sure its credible that they dont develop phobias like me but they can be careful no? ah just the thrill of the speed and the wind in my hair.... even if you go at 60 km/hr u will still feel the frikkin wind in ure frikkin hair dammit :P
2. Girls. Drool came out of his mouth as he stared wide eyed at the pretty girl with long black hair, mehendi on her hands, glittering brown eyes in the sun. He struggled and finally got her as his own. One day they were walking in the park he saw a beautiful girl sitting alone reading a book. She had short hair and blue eyes and was tanned. he started drooling....
ring a bell?? yeah i know typical guy story :P and they say we break their hearts?
3. Studies. Either they are excellent in them, or they are so dumb that they woukd repeat classes without even having the tint of shame :P. Atleast girls realise they have some dignity :P
Their habits:
1. Eating. Mess. He took me to dinner but he was such a slob that i could'nt bear it. Why? Ever seen a guy eat?? I swear. NEVER do they eat without making some kind of mess :P. Either will the spill their drink, splatter the gravy, drop the rice, slurp on the pasta such that the juice will go everywhere. They DONT have table manners. They prefer eating in bed. Wont even spread a newspaper underneath their plates. Leave bits of tissue or rice after eating. And if they spill anything they dont even bother!! What are their mother/sister for??
2. Laziness. The number one trait :P No need to even explain. Hey XYZ help me move this couch? Nah SK later... Im beefed. What the hell did u even do? Go and come back from college? Hey yanno you comsume more fat than we do and you are stronger than we are but its we who are doing all the physical work(cooking, cleaning) while you go to work/study come back and doze off :P Never can they arrange their own wardrobe. I happen to know a person who kept all his clothes on his bed :P No effort, said he, i can just wear the whenever i like. Again, i swear, DONT let guys go into hostels :P they'll be active only for food :P
3. Hygene. God. Help me if ever i need to tread in the unknown recesses of the room of a teenage boy. :P Books everwhere, unread, or stained with food particles :O. Bits of old clothing here and there the odor getting stronger as the weeks pass. A month old plate and spoon in that corner, an upturned sock in the other, and in between the sole of a shoe that remains unfound even after ages :P
4. Angry. Too much. Annoying. Too much. enuff sayd :P They follow you around too much if you just show a little sympathy. Its gets annoying :P
Right. Those were my views :P
I'll say a few kind words in the end i guess. Had there been no boys there would have been no perkiness and no cheerfulness cuz gals in themselves are pretty dull and efficient xD
Then also, boys make better friends than girls do :P probably because the have less jelousy issues :P.
SK
EDIT >>September 18, 2009 : 11.06 PM
Habit number 5.
They STARE!!
I totally forgot the worst trait of guys!! They stare like they've never seen a girl before :| Its absolutely disgusting and cheap. It makes us feel like we are some object in a museum :|. Have some decency guys :P And they wonder why i wear a dupatta all the time 8-| :P
30 comments:
Shud i comment? :P
Most points are true..but not all boys r d same :P.. Girls too exhibit some of the above mentioned traits n some other traits too....i mean u cannot understand girls i guess..:P..mood swings r like...always on :P
I'll also be nice n accept ki girls r really sweet..efficient....sensible beings without whom life would be dull.....:(
IN short...no one's perfect..:P..khaali girls hoti toh wwe girls match hota..n agar khali ladkey hotey..to WWE Ladder match (no holds barred) hota :P
arey i alredy started my post saying i was not biased :P n tht no one is the same :P
it was a general view :P
i agree mood swings hote hain but thats not something u can control like a mess :P
:P..girls mood swings nai control kar paati hia..boys can't control der laziness ...:P..d prime reason for d mess :P
they can actually :P
they consume more energy like i sayd :P they shud channel it :P
Says who? :P
Channeling requires energy :P....n sadly most boys waste it on girls :P
I mean...it's nice to channel your energy towards girls but there shud be a limit na :P
So..girls r responsible for d mess =)) ..hehe
ya ya :P
indirectly hold us responsible :P
this is one of the things i hate abt u ppl :P
haha :P
boys vs gals again....ad nauseam
dude....dont u hav anything better to think abt :P
no ankur i dont :P
do u have a problem?? :P
and im a dudette :|
na na :P...shez had too many :P
Kidding :D
maybe kt :P
this is the blog of a teenager...this will have her thots only so shutup :|
and stop using my name!!! >:P
its a public place ahole.
u removed my comment.. wats in ur name evrybody knws ur full name here.!!!!!!!!
1. no not everyone
2. its still a public place
which is why i use my initials only!!
obviously
shiz
u mean gals r dumb n slow??
who is dead? :P
n re the recent edit ...well...that's a yucky habit..but some don't stare n that includes me 8)...but i stare at bikes :P
i thinks its nish :-/
they MIGHT be slow i sayd :|
ya ya zainy whu knows :P
infact GUYS think they r dumb n slow :P
who knws matlab no vishwas :-o
nope nai hai :P
u must also stare sometimes :P
specially at s factor :p
=))
n btw..girls ride der scootiies very fast here..without a helmet..:-L..
Guys do this too..ie riding without a lid..but ratio between lided guys n unlided guys is less when compared to lided gilrs and unlided girls
unlided = without a helmet
u blog ??!! since when ??!!
dumb topic btw :P
yeah dumb dumb topic... :|
nd btw u gals like being stared.. :P
if its so dumb..hw come it got 28 comments?:-? :p haha..proves gusy r dumb aftrall :p..
& way to go sk!! :D i agree to most of it..only thing is..m pretty lazy myslf..so no comments thr:p
zainy...8-|
moti i blog since 2008 :P read the first post idiot :P
nish... bleh :P
manju xDD
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