Let me warn you of this post today. It is on the same topic as many of my other posts have been and I will again and again, in this one, stress how big PERVERTS men are. :P If you're sick and tired and have understood my point please do not read further. ;)
And now:
MEN ARE PERVERTS. :P
MEN ARE DISGUSTING. :P
Even those whom you think you know are not, always are. They ALL are. Something is seriously wrong in their systems.
Of course, God has granted them the most intelligence, but in that He has also made them extremely eeeeew -_-
And not just boys, oh no, it doesn't stop there. Of course they do have thier "fantasies" to entertain, but then grown adult men are just MORE intolerable than any other.
The other day I was travelling in an bus from one city to back home and right adjacent to my seat was a family of four: two small kids and their parents. Now as much as I'd like to write about parents who don't control their kids even though they know that the entire bus is being disturbed, and about annoying brats who are just extremely annoying, I wont do it cuz there is a more pressing issue at hand. Yes i think you've guessed :P
This particular bus service has a hostess who tends to your needs. Brings you soda and food and magazines and whatever you would need. Now, being a family man, the dad had no frikking right whatsoever to stare at the lady. She is not there to entertain your stupid staring habits, nor does she want someone to fixedly look at her body. She is doing a job and you should respect her for that. Instead that b*****d was repeatedly calling her over and staring right into her face, bringing his up so that they're just two inches apart. And then staring at her chest. Hadd hai. Theres a limit, damn him. F*****g pissed me off didn't it? And the man didn't even have the shame that his wife was WATCHING him do all that with a sad face, which is probably why she didnt give a damn to her frikking stupid kids.
Other than the sheer honorable actions of this man, he was also a huge gentleman. The lady brings him a box with crisps and biscuits and he asks her, loud enough for the whole coaster to her "Is main kuch acha bhi hai ya nai?" Is there something worth eating in there at all? And then, looking at the wet tissue paper inside "Ye kya hai"? What is this?. Then after every few minutes he asks her, who is sitting in front of the bus, he shouts over and asks "Kitnee dair hai bhai"? How much longer?
Honestly, if you don't know how to act in public places, please don't enter them. I don't even feel like commenting further.
In any case this is my second conclusion of the post : MEN ARE UNSOPHISTICATED. THEY ARE CAVEPEOPLE. THEY HAVE NO HONOR. ;) They just wanna grumble: Haai meri dignity. Ghanta dignity.
And I rest my case today.
Sunday, November 21, 2010
Monday, October 4, 2010
The Weird Dudes.
Dear Irsa,
i m S*****, from Lahore Student of MCS & doing job in punjab police as a head constable. i see ur profile and like it and want to make friendship with u, i want to know about u. if u r interested email me at *******@yahoo.com or call me at 0301-*******."
Okay.
First and foremost, I would like to commend this "gentle"man's attempt at trying to write me an almost properly worded and grammar-ed letter.I mean, I'm sure most of the police constables aren't even literate in this country. Ofcourse most of them aren't doing university degrees either...so awesome. Good job man!
Now secondly: EWWWW?!! SHIT!
Let me backup and tell you what the hell's going on.
Two years or so ago I joined a lame penpal site and got a really cool friend, my age, from Texas. Ofcourse I knew how big a liar she could be and so I wasn't exactly the fairy of truth to her too. But it was interesting. Very much so. I lost my password, and with that the ability to email my friend. And so I recently decided on getting another penpal.
I've been getting very very few emails since I obviously didn't put up many details and especially no pictures :P DUH! And of the few who invited me...like ONE was a girl. Probably a fake one :P
Anyway, Back to this guy. Now, I'm sure i mentioned my particular age group...and he is OLD and still wants me as a friend. Yeah I know, PEDOPHILE FTW?
I have a lot of friends in university but I KNOW them, right? They dont ask me to "make friendship" with them 0_o ...That just sounds downright perverted!
It's not just him. Being a girl means having to deal with your number being passed around to strange people who call you up and annoy the hell out of you to be "fraandz" with them. I've not had the passing around thing (thank-god) but I know enough about being phone-stalked as any other person :P
You get messages and continuous calls from your dear stalker-of-the-moment in which they beg you and plead you. Tell you how they love your voice when you said hello for the first(and last) time they just fell for you right then.
If it wont be "Plz plz fraandship wid me" it will be "u r relly prety and i like u so plz talk 2 me or i will suside". 0_o. I've even had this call with this guy going "Hello darling...kaisee ho?" ...Damn drunkard. Sometimes they even assume names to indicate familiarity...or maybe they'd think we'd be too stupid to correct them with our real ones. -_-
For all these weird dudes, and my friends aspiring to be them, one thing I'd tip you on is that, man, Learn the language you propose in, ask people who are in your age group, and for god's sake, stop being assholes and stalk people. If they dont like your face then you have issues with yourself...so correct that.
All-in-all I'd just wish that men would stop being f***ing perverts all the time. Till the time that this happens(never) I do speculate that soon, Instead of "Hello Reema, kaisee hai jaan?" it might start being, "Hello Zain, kaisa hai jaan? Dekh aurton wali awaaz mat nikaal beta, mujhe pata hai kay tu hi hai re"(Hey zain, how're you darling? Look stop talking in girly voices i know its you honey) 0_o
Saturday, August 28, 2010
Power to the Youth.
Politics is killing the world. And politicians are the visible ILLUMINATI of today, steadily bringing the world to chaos without shame. Slowly the third and second world countries realize that as people grow older, they become greedier and it is up to the youth to save everyone, even though when they themselves will grow older they will follow the same footsteps.
I slowly am starting to realize that the youth is really stirring up and find myself being part of the crowd that really cares. A major, major flood has hit and the government is still doing what it does best: gobbling up whatever aid the other countries send. And who is active? The youth forum of Pakistan. The Rotaract clubs of Karachi. Not the adults. The under twenty-five groups. I'm getting calls to pack packages working endlessly till dawn, summoned to help in fund-raisers. And it seems that the only supplies the victims will get are the ones from us. We are frantic. We pick up aid from homes even. The adult-oriented NGO's would never do such. They just sit around whole days in camps waiting for aid to walk up to them.
People are horrified and despise the poor ones who migrate to karachi because the floods have washed away their own homes. They say that Karachi will overflow and it is not good. They dont understand what those affected feel. Despair. Homelessness. The only thought is of despicable provincial hatred. People migrate from sindh into sindh, their own home and yet the ones who do not belong here stir up commotion. The world has sunk into selfishness. No sympathy is left. They do not think that their God is watching them. Despicable.
Meanwhile in Sialkot, Punjab two brothers are beat to death by a mob. Their crime: winning a cricket match. The ones who lost bribed policemen to charge the boys to be robbers and gathered a huge round of people who beat the two with iron rods, hockey sticks and broke their bones. Even women helped. It is all in a video, I do not lie. And then even when they were dead the people did not rest. They were tied upside down like animal meat, to be showcased to the world, bare chested and DEAD. THEY WERE ALREADY DEAD. WHAT MORE HURT COULD ANYONE GIVE THEM? May they rest in peace. They were innocent. And now: what does the dear government do? They sit in the assembly and sleep. Yes that is in a video too. And so then who is signing petitions? Who is protesting? Who wants justice for their family and the merciless policemen to be thrown into jail? The youth ofcourse. The adults should be ashamed. They watch the videos without an expression of sorrow why we cry over the dead bodies of people we dont even know.
My heart is wrenched as i write this post. I cannot believe how people can be so greedy, so selfish, so uncaring. How? And these are the people who believe in God. What do they think? They are right and they are the ones who will be rewarded? Their rewards are already settled. They were settled when the first tear of the flood victims flowed. When the first pang of pain reverberated through the brother's bodies. When the first drop of blood poured through the target-killing's victims corpses.
I slowly am starting to realize that the youth is really stirring up and find myself being part of the crowd that really cares. A major, major flood has hit and the government is still doing what it does best: gobbling up whatever aid the other countries send. And who is active? The youth forum of Pakistan. The Rotaract clubs of Karachi. Not the adults. The under twenty-five groups. I'm getting calls to pack packages working endlessly till dawn, summoned to help in fund-raisers. And it seems that the only supplies the victims will get are the ones from us. We are frantic. We pick up aid from homes even. The adult-oriented NGO's would never do such. They just sit around whole days in camps waiting for aid to walk up to them.
People are horrified and despise the poor ones who migrate to karachi because the floods have washed away their own homes. They say that Karachi will overflow and it is not good. They dont understand what those affected feel. Despair. Homelessness. The only thought is of despicable provincial hatred. People migrate from sindh into sindh, their own home and yet the ones who do not belong here stir up commotion. The world has sunk into selfishness. No sympathy is left. They do not think that their God is watching them. Despicable.
Meanwhile in Sialkot, Punjab two brothers are beat to death by a mob. Their crime: winning a cricket match. The ones who lost bribed policemen to charge the boys to be robbers and gathered a huge round of people who beat the two with iron rods, hockey sticks and broke their bones. Even women helped. It is all in a video, I do not lie. And then even when they were dead the people did not rest. They were tied upside down like animal meat, to be showcased to the world, bare chested and DEAD. THEY WERE ALREADY DEAD. WHAT MORE HURT COULD ANYONE GIVE THEM? May they rest in peace. They were innocent. And now: what does the dear government do? They sit in the assembly and sleep. Yes that is in a video too. And so then who is signing petitions? Who is protesting? Who wants justice for their family and the merciless policemen to be thrown into jail? The youth ofcourse. The adults should be ashamed. They watch the videos without an expression of sorrow why we cry over the dead bodies of people we dont even know.
My heart is wrenched as i write this post. I cannot believe how people can be so greedy, so selfish, so uncaring. How? And these are the people who believe in God. What do they think? They are right and they are the ones who will be rewarded? Their rewards are already settled. They were settled when the first tear of the flood victims flowed. When the first pang of pain reverberated through the brother's bodies. When the first drop of blood poured through the target-killing's victims corpses.
Monday, February 22, 2010
*No topics applied*
Jaane na kahaan wo duniya hai
jaane na wo hai bhi ya nahin
jahan meri zindagi mujhse
itni khafa nahin...?
jaane na wo hai bhi ya nahin
jahan meri zindagi mujhse
itni khafa nahin...?
Friday, February 19, 2010
Ghanta, Aal izz well =/

Since birth, i have been told that you should be a doctor. My gramma and grampa blackmailed me by saying u can even cure us and you know a 7 year old would really love to see her gramma running with her or something...idk :P
My dad always said, you be what u wanna...it doesnt matter. My mom agreed. But in recent years, she started stressing on being a doctor. Well i liked biology...no matter :D
But i know now that i have a fear of blood. And a fear of studying. And being a doctor implies both.
My cousin was discouraged of being one "because will be married early, and there is no point of delaying it for studies" even though she lives in Australia =/. My mom is the total opposite. She never mentions about my marriage, things she is accumulating for dowry and whatever, and this is a reaaaaaaaally awkward topic for me therefore. All she wants is me being a doctor.
Anyway, I had been stressing for a few weeks now how I did not want to be one. Telling her that i had a phobia of blood, how my body ached when i saw someone bleeding, how just the thought of studying blood components made me aware of every cell in my body, and how the smell made me die from inside of pain and misery. But she never understood, cuz she never has felt it. She thought it was temporary, my feeling, but as i grew older it has steadily increased, but its another thing that i never mention it.
My real passion is World Culture. Languages, art, literature, religion, ethics, traditions; things that vary from every tribe and town, which make up the conscience of the soul. Beauty at its purest form. That is my secret love.
A memory stuck in my head, when i think about how my dad would have thought about my choice, it seems, i remember that once in a book exhibition, i saw a wonderful set of fourteen indexed books, about each of the world cultures. I showed it to him. It was a seven thousand rupee set. He looked at me for an instant, and understood. He told the guy to wrap up the set, when i said i didnt want it. It seems he wouldn't have had a problem...
Still my mother thought it was a stupid subject. No respect, not a proper job, what will i do becoming a professor?
Finally having showed mom 3 Idiots, I asked her what she thought about me wanting to study World Culture. She said fine, do what you want with life. Strangely, it doesnt seem that i can anymore. A half-hearted fine doesn't work.
Made me wonder how many people have tired to change their parents' opinion by showing them movies, and then going ahead with what they want when they were successful. How did they get the strength?
Right now, im really hating Amir Khan for making movies that change perspectives. Because its making me feel guilty. Would have been better if i'd have got to hear that "fine" without any effort, when it really was a realization. What is the point of an artificial change of perspective when the heart still doesnt agree? And then once again, my aunt will come. Tell me, "Shiza you must specialize" and again mom will say aunty is right, what are you doing trying on culture? And we are back to square one.
And then there is no one to back me even. The entire family that i can rely on to give me good advice is mothers' side and they will all back her up.
And they debate that teens dont have real issues =/ An alone, confused, pressured teen is a big issue, chachoo.
SK
P.S: I'm not saying mom is wrong, she's just become afraid. And who wouldn't be?
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Career Catapults =/

TO HELL with the boards in May...
TO HELL with physics...
TO HELL with Chemistry...
TO HELL with Math...
TO HELL with Biology...
What am I stressed about, if not boards then??
UNIVERSITY! :|
Right now at 6.05 am on 19th of February, 2010, the thing im most pissed at is Pakistani universities not recognizing the Cambridge board of education! I.E the board im in.
From a massed opinion i gather, that if i do my 12 and 13th/11th and 12th/1st and second year college from a cambridge board school, i will not get admission to Pakistani universities on account of equivalence issues, meaning that they have to cut off 10% from my percentile to make me equal to the lower standard of the Pakistani board!! Freaking hell?? Its not my fault that i study something proper??
ITS JUST EFFING LAME.
And its only for medical students.
What crime have we done??!!! Its the damned lawyers who are disrupting the country, we actually heal u :|
And now i have to deal with the confusion that i have only a 10% chance of university from my current board, while i have 90% from the Pakistani board, which i dont want to switch to because of standard issues! Plus the only good college in that board might just pick me for the evening shift, cuz they prefer ppl of their own SECT(wtf?!) which will just plain kill me.
And i cant even go abroad, cuz hey, there aint no Medical university there that a normal person cant afford!
WHY do i even HAVE to consider physics and math as an alternative? ENGINEERING! BLEH :|
I HATTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE U AAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKUUUUUUUU!!
P.S im considering this now only, cuz i need to take up subjects as well that match my under grad. :|
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Bleeding gums...man

You brace me up and then
I keep bleeding
keep keep bleeding...gums??
Well what else could you sing everyday while you brush your teeth trying to keep away from all the pain inflicted areas and seeing blood seeping through every nook and corner of you mouth that isn't covered in braces?
Man...and you though i would have already grown out of my hemophobia what with all the gingivitis Ive had since i was 13 :|
If you dont know what im talking about, gingivitis is a disease when your gums bleed wthout swelling up. But now i think i have scurvy too which originated from pirates and leads to you gums swelling up and bleeding because of lack of vitamin C...Arr!
So then what do dentists do to me? What a gory entry ive chosen huh... :| But since no one knows what happens except those unlucky people who HAVE braces man...you have no idea what we suffer. The American Association of Orthodontists, called the AAO, estimates that more than 4 Million people in the United States and Canada are wearing braces every year. Ha! man if i would ever be asked if anyone should get braces i would say no to the heck of it...Theyre a pain in the...mouth ;)
Ya know, normal humans have like, 32 teeth. Each time I count, i have only 28 :| Unlike all you people who got another reason o say im abnormal, man, i had all those other one plucked out ONE BY ONE slowwwwwlllyyyy... and you know how they get extracted? First they inject anesthetics with an injection into my GUM :/ then they pull it down lower, and using their forceps they pull it out by the root. bwahah...imagine that.
And recently i have also been aquainted with these things called cheek retractors, or as i say: dental torture devices. They are put at the corners of your mouth, and have this nozzle thing that makes them pull the cheeks apart till u can no longer feel your face because all the friggin pain is centered on your mouth and your cheeks are so far away you would have never thought it possible otherwise :| and Ofcourse, who loves to use this thing? MALE HOUSE-JOB STUDENTS! They just arent satisfied with how big i can open my mouth naturally. Well you assholes i open it same as you open it so go and put those things in your own mouths before you start experimenting on me! :|
HOUSE-JOBBERS STINK
And my dentists let them practice on me :| efftards.
First time when i went to the dentist na, Well its a college, so there were students, and the person incharge of taking up cases was their senior professor yeah, so he was all like yeah come and see kids this is a rare and severe case of (some dental term here) and an overbite(which means that my upper teeth, when closed land in front of my lower teeth, and yes that is a dental no-no). And so these amatuer freaks started flocking me. Literally the WHOLE student body came to see my tooth like i was the first case they'd ever seen of a turned toothed kid :| And everyone was like turn here, no turn here...NO turn here and grabbing my chin and jerking my head like a i was an effing doll n not a human :|
And you know what, i can be a better dentist than all of these retards...cuz i already have the entire frikkin procedure memorized man!!
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